Incompetent Egg

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dunmeshistash:

Dungeon Meshi - Hien & Benichidori (& a bit of Tade)

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that-twink-over-there:

997:

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cemeterything:
SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me “watch out for low-hanging branches” thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don’t you just fucking guess.
ALT

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anarchywoofwoof:
offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry
pov from ops kitchen

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uncensoredhijabii:

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achillesinhighheels:
It’s a tony soprano summer
What this means

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knitmeapony:
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dancinbutterfly:
omnidudess-deactivated20240501:
Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad
He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid
That’s his fiancee.
#car butch legally blonde
Oh we’re not leaving THAT in the tags
In my paralegal classes my teacher kept referencing this movie and character- the ideal expert witness! Law firms have paid more for less useful expert testimony!